is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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