Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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