He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
people are starting to question the shark bite story
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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