i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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