That's intense
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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