My room smells like vodka and shame
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
You were trust falling into bushes
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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