I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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