Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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