It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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