But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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