I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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