you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Less talking, more tequila
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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