So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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