He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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