If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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