I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Operation Purity has been aborted
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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