ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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