Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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