Quick, to the slutcave!
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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