you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i think my mom watched the whole time
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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