Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
