Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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