p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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