were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
