Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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