This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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