office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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