i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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