I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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