I'm so fucking centered right now
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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