we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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