I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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