i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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