I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
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