but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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