let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I want her autograph on my taint
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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