she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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