i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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