why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
there is puke in my bra ... again
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