So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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