Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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