He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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