there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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