I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
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