let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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