that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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