I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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