Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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