worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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