i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I'm both gender and math confused
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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